Dear World,
I want to know where is our day? The day that cashiers get? The day we are shown appreciation for showing up everyday with smiles on our faces even though we clearly would like to be somewhere else. Some place where we arent screamed at or having thrown something at us. We show up everyday, most days with a little grumbling, but never get any thanks. NEVER!!! I have never had a person say thank you to me. Not one thank you for being courteous, thank you for being nice to me and having a smile on your face even though the customer before me was a complete bitch. NEVER!!!!
And God forbid one day every cashier in the world decided they were taking a day for themselves. The world would fall apart because you couldnt get your Gucci bag, that you will use once and then stuff in the closet. You would fall in to a deep depression because you didnt get your chocolate ice cream that is only going to add 10 lbs to your already fat ass!
So next time you go through a checkout line say thank you to your cashier. Because one day we arent going to be there and you wont get that all-important item that you just cant live without.
-RC
The Ranting Cashier
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Hanger Rant
Dear Customer,
You have been standing in line for, what, 5 minutes now? And now, NOW, after you have put up all of your clothes, that you will probably never wear, you decide that you dont want the hangers. As Im taking all the hangers off your clothes you bitch that its taking too long?!?!?! FUCK YOU! You could have taken all of the hangers off your damn self while standing there complaining about only one cashier being open. Dont be so fucking lazy. Take the hangers off yourself. Or dont complain that Im taking too long.
Oh and what irks me MORE than standing in line for awhile while you are perfectly able to take the hangers off yourself, is waiting until Ive rang up every damn piece of clothing and then bagged them BEFORE you tell me that you dont want the hangers. TOO FUCKING BAD!!! You are getting the hangers. Speak faster or do it yourself.
-RC
You have been standing in line for, what, 5 minutes now? And now, NOW, after you have put up all of your clothes, that you will probably never wear, you decide that you dont want the hangers. As Im taking all the hangers off your clothes you bitch that its taking too long?!?!?! FUCK YOU! You could have taken all of the hangers off your damn self while standing there complaining about only one cashier being open. Dont be so fucking lazy. Take the hangers off yourself. Or dont complain that Im taking too long.
Oh and what irks me MORE than standing in line for awhile while you are perfectly able to take the hangers off yourself, is waiting until Ive rang up every damn piece of clothing and then bagged them BEFORE you tell me that you dont want the hangers. TOO FUCKING BAD!!! You are getting the hangers. Speak faster or do it yourself.
-RC
Friday, September 10, 2010
Welcome!
Welcome to Ranting Cashier!!!!!!
Ive been a cashier for over 2 years. In those 2 years I have come across many nice people. But for every 1 nice customer I have there are 5 customers that make me bite my tongue. So in order to make my tongue feel better I have created a nice outlet.
I say the things here that all of us cashiers have always wanted to say to our customers but, in fear of losing our jobs, have kept safely hidden inside. Not anymore!!!!!!
Dear Customers,
Please read the signs! All of the signs. The sign clearly states the free book comes from the publisher AFTER mailing in your sales reciept. You buy the book, the publisher sends you a free book from the same auther. It doesnt say you buy the book and you get a second book, off the shelf, free. Read the damn sign!
Go ahead and tell me that our store does this all the time. No we dont. You are just too old and stupid to read the damn sign. The sign wasnt even small. I measured it. Its a nice 1 foot by 2 foot sign. And if you dont like the store then why do you STILL shop there? Dont like it? Dont shop there. Losing your business isnt going to hurt us one bit. Get out!
-RC
Ive been a cashier for over 2 years. In those 2 years I have come across many nice people. But for every 1 nice customer I have there are 5 customers that make me bite my tongue. So in order to make my tongue feel better I have created a nice outlet.
I say the things here that all of us cashiers have always wanted to say to our customers but, in fear of losing our jobs, have kept safely hidden inside. Not anymore!!!!!!
Dear Customers,
Please read the signs! All of the signs. The sign clearly states the free book comes from the publisher AFTER mailing in your sales reciept. You buy the book, the publisher sends you a free book from the same auther. It doesnt say you buy the book and you get a second book, off the shelf, free. Read the damn sign!
Go ahead and tell me that our store does this all the time. No we dont. You are just too old and stupid to read the damn sign. The sign wasnt even small. I measured it. Its a nice 1 foot by 2 foot sign. And if you dont like the store then why do you STILL shop there? Dont like it? Dont shop there. Losing your business isnt going to hurt us one bit. Get out!
-RC
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